South Carolinia laws
If a man proposes to a woman, the marriage must take place.
Fortune tellers must obtain a special permit. In Spartanburg, watermelons may not be eaten in the Magnolia Street cemetery.
peanut butter diamonds
Real diamonds can be made from peanut butter.
2,500 new borns will be dropped in the next month.
death by airbags
Car airbags kill one person for every 22 they save.
15 people have been crushed to death tilting vending machines in the hopes of a free soda.