Useless Knowledge Connoisseur
In Japan it is LEGAL to hit (and injure) your spouse with a baseball bat, but not with a tennis racket!
Floccinaucinihilipilification: the estimation of something as worthless.
40% of women have hurled footwear at a man for one reason or another. (Better make sure they’re heels…)
On average, about 28% of people pee in a swimming pool.