Insulting people
Their is no such thing as an innocent presidential candidate. The last president that didn’t insult another candidate was George Washington. He ran unopposed.
Abortion
Adolf Hitler’s Mom wanted to abort Hitler when he was really little, but her doctor talked her out of it.
Did that pickle just ribbit?
Pickles get its green color because the use frog skin when they die of skin cancer, because if they die of natural causes the pickle will be infectuous.