Little Mermaid
In the Little Mermaid, if you have the cover that has the castle on it, look near the top and you will see the picture of an erect penis. and during the scene where the priest is marrying “ariel” and her fiance (i dunno his name) you can clearly make our the priest having a boner.
Civil war time outs
During the Civil War battles the sides would call a time out to go and collect the dead bodies from their own side…
Phake Platypus
When sailors brought back a platypus from Austrailia to England, when the scientist dissected it they were expecting to find stitches from a crazy taxidermist.