Dollie's Only Haircut
Most doll’s hair does not actually grow back. I tried it when I was three and after 16 years… nothing. Some of those newer dolls have “growing” hair which you can cut and stuff, but you have to buy replacement heads or hair for them after a few trims.
It's not the size that counts...
The two most popular sports in the world are Association Football (soccer) and Table Tennis (ping-pong) respectively. I guess people love their balls, regardless of size. Hehe!
Trippers
Whenever people accidentally trip over themselves whilst walking, they automatically go into ‘survival mode’ and try to pretend like they meant it (eg. they start into a jog). How hilarious is it watching someone do that?!
Biblical Leniency
The Bible reads that it’s ok for a man to have feelings for another man, but he may not act upon those feelings. Look but don’t touch!