Useless Knowledge Connoisseur
The fear of long words
Mountain Dew does reduce your sperm count significantly.
The longest word that can be typed on the top row of letters on a “Qwerty” keyboard is TYPEWRITER.
It’s strange that a city with a two letter abreviation (LA) was named after a river called “EL RIO DE SENORA LA REYNA DE LOS ANGELES DE PORCIUNCULA”.