Don't Lear in NY'
In New York City it is illegal for a man to give ‘The Standard Lear’ to a woman. Violators are forced to wear horse blinders.
Don't Stop, We Still Have 45 Seconds!'
It’s safe to make love while parked in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren’t allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
Don't Wear Shorts in Afghanistan'
Your head can be shaved against your will for violating their islamic code.