Drunken Pachyderm
A herd of forty-five thirsty, rambunctious elephants stampeded into a brewery in Midnapore, where they smashed vats and slurped up beer in a bender that went on for two days.
-Maxim Magazine
Duh!
The Virginia Code (1930) has a statute: “To prohibit corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than candidates.”
Dueling Doners
You may legally participate in a duel in Paraguay if both participants are registered blood doners.