Reagan Oops
While testing a microphone for a weekly radio show and not knowing it was on Ronald Reagan said, “My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you that I just signed legislation that would outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.”
Red Flag
In West Virginia you cannot fly a red flag in front of your house if you are disappointed in your sherrif.
Reservoir Dogs
It is illegal in Elkhart, Indiana, for a barber to threaten to cut off a youngster’s ears…what about an oldster?