Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
I don’t know because in Quitman, Georgia it is illegal for a chicken to cross a road.
WHAT?!?!?!
In Maine, it is illegal to sell a car on Sunday unless it comes equipped with plumbing.
Why Matadors Use Red Capes
The red capes used to taunt bulls in bullfights is the same shade of red as the bull’s blood. That way you can’t tell it is covered with the bull’s blood by the end of the fight. Fight spectators like bullfighting, but not blood.