People

tall midget!

Anyone under 5 feet tall is leagally a midget.

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Food

Don't eat polos'

The polo mint reduces your sperm count! so don’t eat polos unless your a woman…obviously

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Misc

Don't eat polos'

The polo mint reduces your sperm count so don’t eat them!

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Music

Dude looks like a lady

Aerosmith’s “Dude (looks like a lady) was written about Vince Neil of Motely Crue.

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